Holla atcha boys!

I want to be this guy

This could be you. Vest included.

So sure, you see some rich, handsome, charming, smooth, well-dressed, make that REALLY rich, guy killing it at the bar, killing it at the club, doing everything just right just so to get what is his. And what is his? Every girl that you want. Sure, he deserves it, he got the good cards in life. And when it comes down to it, this guy really knows how to mack. ┬áJust sitting there with a couple of drinking horns bringing in the chicks. But shouldn’t this guy be sharing the love a little bit? I mean COME ON! Throw something my way!

The thing about these guys is that they never share. So here’s the new theory I’m coming up with, and I’m going to just go ahead and call it holla atcha boys. This means that wing men are over. Why not let this guy be the main show? I mean if he just keeps at it all night, he can really get these girls going, and I mean beautiful girls going. Like he can probably juggle 10 at a time. So why not let him just get all 10 of these girls riled up, sexed up, begging for it, and then move in on just one? (or maybe two or three). He DEFINITELY cannot take all 10. So why not holla atcha boy once these girls are all primed and ready?

At that point, you don’t need to be a pickup artist. You don’t need to be smooth. You don’t even need to be likeable. You just need to show up, shut up, and take this girl home. He does all the hard work, and you just swoop in for the kill. The thing is, you’re done. You’re the man of the hour, and you didn’t do a thing. It’s the most brilliant thing you’ve ever heard, it’s holla atcha boy, and you heard it here first.

The real question is, why would this guy do this for you? What are you paying him in return? Why is he going to spend his precious time and perfect hair and send the results your way? Well that’s something you’re going to have to figure out on a case-by-case basis. But whatever you find out, you know that it’s going to be pricey. I mean do his taxes, bring him coffee three times a day, give him straight up cash, it doesn’t really matter. Just go and make it happen. And YOU WILL BE SET FOR LIFE! Maybe some of his charm will even rub off on you.

Thanks fellas, let me know what you think!